Nib #80 Jimmy Carter’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Speech

Forty-six years ago this week, Jimmy Carter gave the worst Oval Office speech in American history. “A Crisis of Confidence” — better known today as the “Malaise Speech” — is not only worse than older readers will remember. It’s worse than younger readers can probably imagine.


Most of speech’s problems were political: the message, the messenger, and the moment were catastrophically out of sync. And yet, somehow, the writing itself was almost as bad.


Remember the setting. It’s summer 1979. Stagflation, gas lines, another recession looming. President Carter, his approval rating now in the low 30s, had already given three major speeches about a seemingly intractable energy crisis. The fourth - scheduled for the evening of July 5 — Carter canceled at the last minute. Then he vanished. No, seriously. He left the White House for a 10-day emotional and spiritual retreat at Camp David, where he met with Important People about What Was Really Wrong With America.


On July 15, he returned to Washington to finally reveal his plan to revive the country. This is the first time Americans heard from their president since he disappeared in the middle of a crisis. Everyone is waiting with baited breath. And Carter opens his speech:


“Good evening. This is a special night for me.”


Say what?


“Exactly three years ago, on July 15, 1976, I accepted the nomination of my party to run for president of the United States.”


Carter talks about his convention speech, three years earlier. Then Carter talks about all the other speeches he’s given since! Then he talks about the speech he just canceled — and how great it was going to be! Then he talks about his Me Time with celebrities at Camp David:


“It has been an extraordinary ten days, and I want to share with you what I’ve heard.”


In the first seven paragraphs of his speech, Carter uses some version of the words I or me 21 times!


He spends the next three minutes quoting his Camp David guests. And what do you know, almost all of their thoughts aren’t about the energy crisis at all. They’re about… Jimmy Carter! Eight hundred words into a speech about a national economic crisis, the president has only talked about two subjects: himself and what other people say about him.


Finally Carter gets around to his big takeaway from all his deep conversations and soul-searing. He was right all along:


“These ten days confirmed my belief… but it also bore out some of my long-standing concerns…”


Eight of Carter’s next nine independent clauses feature the word I as the subject:


“I know… I've worked… I have… I have… I want… I want… I do… I do…”


This guy, huh?


After nine minutes exonerating himself from blame for the country’s problems, Carter hones in on the real culprit: the American people!


“The threat is nearly invisible in ordinary ways. It is a crisis of confidence. It is a crisis that strikes at the very heart and soul and spirit of our national will. We can see this crisis in the growing doubt about the meaning of our own lives and in the loss of a unity of purpose for our nation.”


The Nib can’t even. Note the threat Carter diagnoses is “invisible in ordinary ways” — that is, to people less perceptive than Carter.


He laments people’s doubts about “the meaning of their lives” and “loss of unity of purpose.” But he just spent nine minutes congratulating himself for his personal virtue and focus. 


At this point it’s clear, the malaise speech is not even about malaise. It’s about how much better a person Jimmy Carter thought he was than the selfish, venal, mouth-breathing ingrates he was trying to lead!


No surprise, then, that when Carter finally gets around to the policy substance of the speech — the energy crisis — almost every solution he proposes involves giving President Carter more power. The one exception? Urging the 224,999,999 Americans who didn’t just helicopter up to the mountains on a whim for some Me Time to stop using so much energy!


Finally, if you had any doubt, yes: even Carter’s peroration is obnoxious!


“In closing, let me say this: I will do my best, but I will not do it alone.”


What the &$#@ is the matter with this guy? "I will not do it alone"? How vain, how arrogant, how out of touch did Carter have to be to not say, “… but I can not do it alone” there? 


Vain, arrogant, and out-of-touch enough — after a half-hour, self-congratulatory harangue of his countrymen — to then say, three sentences before signing off: 


“Whenever you have a chance, say something good about our country.”


The lesson this week is very simple. Read the Malaise Speech, and then never write like that.


Until next week… keep writing!

January 30, 2026
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January 23, 2026
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January 16, 2026
Everyone knows the active voice is usually preferable to the passive voice. But most young writers are never taught why. Here are the two main reasons: 1. The passive voice is meandering. It tends to make sentences longer and harder to follow. Passive: The Constitution is something that should be followed by Congress. Active: Congress should follow the Constitution. These two sentences convey the same thought. But see how the first one is cumbersome, and almost condescending in its tone? Readers hate that. 2. The passive voice is slippery. Passive: That should not have happened. Active: I should not have done that. See how the second sentence there feels sincere and accountable while the first feels like a non-apology? That’s the passive voice at work. By deprioritizing — or outright eliminating — the subject of a sentence’s verb, it obscures responsibility for the sentence’s action. The passive voice isn’t evil. It just tends to make your sentences harder to read and you harder to trust. Until next week… keep writing!
January 9, 2026
We already covered the Magic Trick ( Nib #100 ), reading your work out loud. And its clarity corollary ( Nib #101 ), reading your work out loud as the audience . This last application of the Magic Trick is for anyone who writes for someone else: read your work out loud as your principal . It’s not necessary that every sentence perfectly mirror your boss’s patois. What’s necessary is that the writing not sound like someone else. (Especially you !) Don’t make references or use words or tell jokes or stories that your principal wouldn’t. The third time you read your the work out loud, imitate the person actually speaking or signing the text. When you trip over a phrase — however perfect it sounded in your head — or when a word choice snags like a fingernail on a blanket, change it. That’s how you put the ghost in ghostwriting. Until next week… keep writing!
January 2, 2026
Happy New Year! To kick off Year Three of the Nib, here are three can’t-miss New Year’s resolutions to improve your writing in 2026. 1. Memorize one poem per month. Poetry is literary protein — writing at its most nutritive and muscle-building. To truly benefit from a poem, you have to know it by heart. If you’re not sure where to start, you can’t go wrong with the King James Version of Psalm 23. 2. Read a Jane Austen novel. It doesn’t matter which, but Pride and Prejudice is Pride and Prejudice for a reason. 3. Delete one shiftless, no-account word or phrase from your writing. Good options include vague intensifiers like very or significant, robot verbs like affect or engage , and clunky stutter-steps like the fact that or in terms of . Really want to make the world a better place in 2026? See if you can go the whole year without writing the word impactful . Until next week… keep writing! 
December 26, 2025
 Merry Christmas, and — now — Happy Thank You Note Season! Thank You Notes might seem like a perfunctory, mechanical writing format. But they are as powerful a training ground as any prose project young writers can tackle. Think about it. The four qualities of a good Thank You Note are cornerstones of all good writing: Concision : Thank You cards’ small sizes preclude rambling. They force writers to get to the point and stay on it. Specificity : Thank You notes demand concrete details. You don’t thank someone for “that thing you got me” or “that kind gesture.” No, you specify what you’re thankful for, exactly how and when you’re using it, and the particular good it has done. Authenticity : Expressing gratitude may be the most human thing human beings can do. Thank You notes by necessity draw out our truest voices. They sound like us — or rather, like the best version of ourselves. Generosity: Thank You notes have no purpose other than to graciously serve their audience. Writing them exercises virtues that can strengthen all our writing, whatever the format, going forward. The lessons of Thank You Note writing may be hidden, but they’re true and good. They’ll make you a better writer — in more ways than one. Until next week… keep writing!
December 19, 2025
Just in time for the big day, here are the Nib’s Top 10 Christmas Gift Ideas for the young writer in your life: 1. Good Books about writing For everyone: The Elements of Style by William Strunk and E.B. White For serious writers who have already read Strunk & White: Style by F.L. Lucas For more casual readers and writers: On Writing by Stephen King 2. Good Writing tools Pens: Every writer has a favorite, but when in doubt, go with the Pilot G-2. (Bonus: writers always appreciate red pens for editing.) Typing stands & clipboards: Out of fashion, but indispensable in the editing process. Notebooks: This is the can’t-miss option. Writers love notebooks, of every shape and size. It can be a marble stitch job from Staples or a leather-bound moleskine — your writer will feel understood. 3. Masters of Style Anything by: Tom Wolfe, especially the early stuff. W.C. Heinz, sports columnist and author of The Professional . Elmore Leonard, a master genre fiction writer. Patrick O’Brien, author of the Aubrey-Maturin novels. 4. The All Timers Shakespeare, Austen, Dickens, Homer. No writer will regret gifts with their names on the spine. 5. Reference Books Every writer can use a good dictionary, thesaurus, rhyming dictionary, a book of famous speeches, or a big book of quotations. One out-of-left-field recommendation every word lover will treasure: The Joys of Yiddish by Leo Rosten. 6. Great Conservative Writers For the young conservative writer trying to learn how to martial the English language for his cause, a few role models to learn from: Antonin Scalia Yuval Levin Patrick Buchanan, especially Right From the Beginning Ross Douthat Clarence Thomas, especially My Grandfather’s Son 6. Accoutrements Writers like to cultivate the spaces where they write. They put comforting, inspiring, happy things on the walls and shelves that surround their desks. Thoughtful gift-givers can add to that ambiance with books, obviously, but also framed photographs or maps or art prints or quotes from a favorite writer. Maybe a pencil holder that fits your writer’s aesthetic, or faux-bronze bust of Shakespeare or a vintage typewriter from eBay. Writers love that stuff. And more than that, they love feeling loved for loving that stuff. Happy Christmas to you and yours, and until next week… keep writing!
December 12, 2025
The corollary to last week’s Nib — Nib #100 The Magic Trick — is that in addition to reading their work out loud, writers should also read it as other people. First and foremost, they should read it aloud as their audience. Remember, everything you write is written for someone else. To write compellingly or persuasively, you have to zero in on the people you’re writing for . How old are they? How educated? Where are they from? What are their politics, religious views, or interests? When you read your work out loud, put yourself in their shoes. What do you hear? Is your word choice appropriate? Is your sentence structure clear? Will they get your references and jokes? Will they share your priors or bristle at them? Will they connect the dots you want them to, or find your logic discordant? To write effectively, you have to tailor your writing to your intended audience — whoever it is. So when you edit your work, don’t just read it out loud as yourself, valuable as that practice is. Also read it out loud as the audience — they’re the ones who really matter, after all. Until next week… keep writing!
The best writing tip the Nib -- or anyone else -- can ever give you.
December 5, 2025
Ok, here it is — for Nib #100 — the single best writing tip anyone can ever give you. If you want to improve a piece of writing — a whole draft, a paragraph, or even just a sentence — read it out loud. Human beings are hard wired for talking and listening, not writing and reading. So when you edit and revise your work, read it out loud. Your ears will hear what your eyes won’t see. You’ll hear mistakes that you’d otherwise miss. More than that, you’ll hear things that aren’t necessarily wrong, but could be better. Overlong sentences, imperfect word choices, and extraneous phrases that may look fine will — when read aloud — clang in your ears like false notes. It’s like a magic trick. Even if you’re not sure why something needs to be changed, you’ll it sounds wrong and change it. No matter how good or bad your writing is, reading it loud will help you make it better: guaranteed, and right away. Until next week… keep writing!
November 28, 2025
If you’ve ever wondered when it might be advantageous to write in the passive voice, check out President Abraham Lincoln’s first Thanksgiving Day proclamation from 1863. It’s all about the blessings that Americans — despite the horrors of the Civil War — still have to be grateful for. But notice how passively Lincoln catalogs them: “peace has been preserved with all nations” “order has been maintained” “the laws have been respected and obeyed” “harmony has prevailed” “population has steadily increased” “mines… have yielded even more abundantly” Notice what’s missing in all these passive phrases and intransitive verbs? Why, the chief executive whose deft leadership delivered this bounty to the American people! Passive writing distances actors from their actions. It helps scoundrels avoid culpability, as in, “Mistakes were made.” And it helps clever leaders insinuate their own merits without directly trumpeting them, as in, “Thank heavens our nation has been so uncommonly prosperous, respected, and happy during my presidency.” That is what the passive voice can be good for: blame avoidance and humblebragging. Until next week… keep writing!